Jerry’s Top Five Most Awesome Zombie Flicks
What up? Jerry here, throwing out a guest blog while Andy’s doing time at the SPCA and the hack writer of Breathers is off drinking a Starbucks latte or beating off or whatever the hell writers do when they’re not sitting home alone making up imaginary stories about imaginary characters. What a freak.
Since the previously mentioned freak writer recently blogged about the film rights for Breathers, I thought it would be fun to share some of my favorite zombie films of all time. So without further delay…
Jerry’s Top Five Most Awesome Zombie Flicks
1) Night of the Living Dead – 1968
Dude, it doesn’t get any better than this. Classic zombie munching with a creepy soundtrack. And I totally wanted to eat Cooper. Bald, racist bastard.
2) Dawn of the Dead – 2004
With all respects to Mr. Romero, zombies are fast and furious. Like Vin Diesel. The dude hanging from the pipes in the garage was sweet! Plus I love a happy ending.
3) Zombie – 1979
Fulci throws down enough blood and gore to satisfy even the most jaded zombie. And how can you go wrong with a zombie fighting a shark under water?
4) Planet Terror – 2007
Rose McGowan sporting an assault rifle prosthetic leg is totally hot. Plus I love Bruce Willis. Not, like, in a romantic way, just, you know, as an actor.
5) Zombie Strippers – 2008
Dude. Jenna Jamison can eat me any day of the week. Enough said.
