S.G. Browne

All Men Are Two Beers Away From Being Stupid

I read a blog on another social networking site where the blogger, a woman, related how some man who she’d met at a bar told her that: “All women are two beers away from being bi.”

Personally, I’d rather that all women were two beers away from being with me, but that’s not the point. The point is that all men are stupid. Or at least capable of being stupid. With or without the two beers.  But the beer definitely helps.

There’s a reason men are stupid.  It’s called testosterone.

Now some men will argue that they’re immune to this generalization, that they’ve evolved beyond the hordes of primates who are still slaves to their libido. Yeah, right. Whatever. If the testosterone doesn’t make you stupid sexually, it makes you stupid in other ways – painting your face or chest for sporting events, driving down the street with your windows down and your stereo thumping, being coy or suave when approaching a woman rather than just being honest.

It’s a handicap, really. A retardation. Men should have support groups just for the fact that we’re men.

So ladies, the next time some man says something stupid to you, have some sympathy. He’s working with a limited amount of brain cells.

Filed under: Just Blogging — S.G. Browne @ 9:12 pm


  1. I was thinking the other day about an old boyfriend who once said to me, “All skinny women look better with their clothes on, but all fat women look better with their clothes off.” Which was an interesting view into his mind, and which led to my conclusion: “All men are smarter with their mouths closed.”
    But not you, S. G.

    Comment by Monica Cordova — April 19, 2009 @ 10:04 am

  2. Thank you Monica. And yes, I would have to agree with your conclusion. Alas, even I am not immune to the stupidity gene.

    Comment by admin — April 19, 2009 @ 7:18 pm

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