My Blog’s Bigger Than Yours
Okay, so I could fill this space with a weekly or bi-weekly account of my personal life. Or I could fill it with amusing anecdotes about writing. Or I could rant about how technology causes everyone to disconnect from themselves or how reality television destroys more brain cells than crystal methamphetamine or why it’s okay that alcohol and nicotine are acceptable addictive substances while marijuana is a gateway drug.
But I won’t.
Instead, I’m going to try to focus on mindless entertainment. Well, hopefully not completely mindless, but as with my fiction, my intention is to amuse myself and those who read it. If not, I’m going to have a real short career.
So in this blog, I hope to entertain. To amuse. To inspire the occasional laugh. Maybe even cause an orgasm or two. Preferably in someone else. But sometimes, you just have to settle for self-gratification.
Um, Mom, if you’re reading this, I’m still a virgin.
