S.G. Browne

Books

Less Than Hero

Less_Than_Hero_Cvr_FINAL_mediumFaster than a spreading rash! More powerful than dry heaves! Able to put villains to sleep with a single yawn!

After years of testing Phase I clinical trial drugs for cash, Lloyd Prescott and his guinea pig buddies discover they have developed bizarre side effects. Under cover of night, Lloyd and his friends band together to use their new found powers to protect the innocent. When a menace with similar powers threatens the city, only they can stop him.

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Big Egos

Big Egos Cover FINAL smallDoes your lifestyle not fit the person inside you? Then try someone else on for size!

It’s called Big Egos and it’s the ultimate role- playing fantasy. And he’s the ultimate ego-tripper, taking on more artificial identities than advisable. Now he’s starting to lose the ability to separate fact from fiction. His every fantasy is the new reality. And the more roles he plays, the less of him remains. Sure it’s dangerous but the truth is, reality is so overrated.

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I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus:
A Breathers Christmas Carol

How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely nine-year-old girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus?

If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you probably wouldn’t understand.

The heartwarming holiday zombie sequel to Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament.

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Lucky Bastard

Lucky Bastard - trade paperbackNick Monday is a San Francisco P.I. who was born with the ability to steal other people’s luck. All it takes is a handshake and Nick walks away with their good fortune, which he sells on the black market. But lately, Nick’s own fortunes have taken a turn for the worse. That is until Tuesday Knight, a curvy brunette with an irresistible offer, walks into his office.

But Nick knows that you can’t take something for nothing without eventually paying like hell for it.

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Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel

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An original collection of ten dark and twisted tales about zombie gigolos, extra-terrestrial sex toys, professional guinea pigs, a family of luck poachers, a writer who becomes addicted to words, and a reality TV show starring the Seven Deadly Sins.

Includes the short stories “A Zombie’s Lament,” “My Egos is Bigger Than Yours,” “Softland,” “Dream Girls,” “Dr. Lullaby,” and “The Sodom and Gomorrah Shore,” among others.

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Fated

FATED

Fabio hates his job. As Fate, he’s in charge of assigning the fortunes and misfortunes that befall most of the human race—the 83% who keep screwing things up. And with the steady rise in population since the first Neanderthal set himself on fire, he can’t exactly take a vacation.

When Fabio falls in love with a mortal woman on the path of Destiny, he sets off a chain of cosmic repercussions that could strip him of his immortality—or lead to a fate worse than death.

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Breathers

Breathers Web CoverMeet Andy Warner, recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie.

Resented by his parents and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having trouble adjusting to his new existence.  That all changes when he attends an Undead Anonymous meeting and embarks on a journey of self-discovery that takes him from his casket, to the SPCA, to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere.

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