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	<title>S.G. Browne &#187; Haikus</title>
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		<title>Zombie Haiku Showdown Contest</title>
		<link>http://sgbrowne.com/2010/06/zombie-haiku-showdown-contest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 19:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be having an interview coming up on a website called The Authors Speak, which has some great interviews with authors such as Mary Roach, Christopher Moore, and Douglas Clegg, among others. In preparation for the interview, The Authors Speak is hosting a Zombie Haiku Contest, where you can win a signed copy of Breathers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-1017" title="Breathers_SGB" src="http://sgbrowne.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Breathers_SGB1-194x300.jpg" alt="Breathers_SGB" width="113" height="175" />I&#8217;ll be having an interview coming up on a website called <a href="http://www.theauthorsspeak.com/"><strong>The Authors Speak</strong></a>, which has some great interviews with authors such as Mary Roach, Christopher Moore, and Douglas Clegg, among others.</p>
<p>In preparation for the interview, The Authors Speak is hosting a <a href="http://www.theauthorsspeak.com/2010/06/promotion-for-breathers-zombies-are.html"><strong>Zombie Haiku Contest</strong></a>, where you can win a signed copy of <em>Breathers</em> and some Zombies Are People Too swag.</p>
<p>For those who are unfamiliar with haiku, or what it has to do with <em>Breathers</em>, haiku is a form of Japanese poetry that consists of 17 syllables or, apparently, moras, which are units of sound that determine syllable weight.  And I&#8217;m getting this off of Wikipedia, so don&#8217;t yell at me if I&#8217;m wrong.  Yell at somebody else.</p>
<p>Why is this relevant to zombies?  In <em>Breathers</em>, Andy writes haiku that are zombie related, such as this one:</p>
<p><em>shattered life dangles<br />
a severed voice screams in grief<br />
I’m rotting inside</em></p>
<p>He also wrote several other haiku that didn&#8217;t make it into the final version:</p>
<p><em>Pine-Sol bubble baths<br />
mask the stench of rotting flesh<br />
I smell like Christmas</em></p>
<p>Of course, your haiku doesn&#8217;t have to be about sentient zombies.  It can be from the stereotypical viewpoint with zombies as relentless, flesh eating monsters:</p>
<p><em>eaten by zombies<br />
last thought is wondering if<br />
I taste like chicken</em></p>
<p>Or take another perspective.  Have fun with it.  Just follow the directions on the web site and good luck!</p>
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		<title>Haiku:  Snap, Crackle, Pop</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[maggots feast on fat subcutaneous buffet sounds like Rice Krispies]]></description>
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subcutaneous buffet<br />
sounds like Rice Krispies</p>
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		<title>Haiku:  A Corpse in Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[lips colored crimson dead flesh like alabaster my lifeless heart pounds]]></description>
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dead flesh like alabaster<br />
my lifeless heart pounds</p>
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		<title>Haiku:  Recipe for the Undead</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[reanimate flesh simmer organs in decay formaldehyde stew]]></description>
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simmer organs in decay<br />
formaldehyde stew</p>
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		<title>Haiku:  A Zombie’s Lament</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:02:24 +0000</pubDate>
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